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mrdreamjeansI was chewing the fat with live journal friend WonderBoyMi this morning and Brian was telling me that I wouldn't want to experience a hangover. As some of you know, I've not tasted alcohol, so this conversation was a learning experience for me:) We started trading examples of lines or habits that bewilder us, that we don't completely understand. As we continued the banter, I started to make a list. Here it is:
1) People who say, "I don't drink alcohol - just beer and wine." It's all alcohol in my book:)
2) Folks who tell you, "I don't do mind-altering drugs", but head to the drive-thru Krispy Kreme and Starbucks every morning on their commute to work. It's true. They are side by side in Issaquah, Washington. Also, those folks who start the day with a triple expresso. Umm... I believe that will alter you a bit:)
3) Men at the gym who work out their upper bodies and develop incredible arms and chests and ignore their lower body. Huge arms and chicken legs are not appealing to me:)
4) Men who invite you over for sex... BECAUSE their partner is out of town.
5) Men who say, "I can't post or send a picture because I'm not out of the closet." Who knew all pictures online were "Gay" pictures?
6) People who don't call when they are going to be late. I have a 15-minute rule. If you haven't called and are more than 15 minutes late, I won't be there when you arrive. No exceptions. If there is a truthful or plausible explanation, then all will be forgiven; if not, forget it; I won't have my time wasted.
7) Men who say they would never do drag..... but know what their drag name would be, what they would wear and the music selections organized:)
8) People who start out a sentence... "I didn't want to be the one to tell you this, but...." (Oh, yes they do!:) What is the old saying? It takes two people to hurt you -your enemy who does the deed and a friend to make sure you hear the news.
9) Self-loathing (Enough said)
10) Men or women who say, "I must have had a great time. I can't remember a thing"; or, I must have had a great time because I feel so bad."
I imagine that must be what a hangover feels like Brian; but I like to remember my good times, even when I (blush) misbehave, I still accept full responsibility and want to remember.
Anyone have other examples of things they don't completely understand or agree with? I offer this post with tongue firmly planted in cheek:)
1) People who say, "I don't drink alcohol - just beer and wine." It's all alcohol in my book:)
2) Folks who tell you, "I don't do mind-altering drugs", but head to the drive-thru Krispy Kreme and Starbucks every morning on their commute to work. It's true. They are side by side in Issaquah, Washington. Also, those folks who start the day with a triple expresso. Umm... I believe that will alter you a bit:)
3) Men at the gym who work out their upper bodies and develop incredible arms and chests and ignore their lower body. Huge arms and chicken legs are not appealing to me:)
4) Men who invite you over for sex... BECAUSE their partner is out of town.
5) Men who say, "I can't post or send a picture because I'm not out of the closet." Who knew all pictures online were "Gay" pictures?
6) People who don't call when they are going to be late. I have a 15-minute rule. If you haven't called and are more than 15 minutes late, I won't be there when you arrive. No exceptions. If there is a truthful or plausible explanation, then all will be forgiven; if not, forget it; I won't have my time wasted.
7) Men who say they would never do drag..... but know what their drag name would be, what they would wear and the music selections organized:)
8) People who start out a sentence... "I didn't want to be the one to tell you this, but...." (Oh, yes they do!:) What is the old saying? It takes two people to hurt you -your enemy who does the deed and a friend to make sure you hear the news.
9) Self-loathing (Enough said)
10) Men or women who say, "I must have had a great time. I can't remember a thing"; or, I must have had a great time because I feel so bad."
I imagine that must be what a hangover feels like Brian; but I like to remember my good times, even when I (blush) misbehave, I still accept full responsibility and want to remember.
Anyone have other examples of things they don't completely understand or agree with? I offer this post with tongue firmly planted in cheek:)
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