400 Bricks ... In Honor of Labor Day:)
Sep. 1st, 2008 09:18 am1. Put 400 bricks in a closed room.
2. Put your new hires in the room and close the door.
3. Leave them alone and come back after 6 hours.
4. Analyze the situation:
A. If they are counting the bricks, put them in the Accounting Department.
B. If they are recounting them, put them in Auditing.
C. If they have messed up the whole place with the bricks, put them in Engineering.
D. If they are arranging the bricks in some strange order, put them in Planning.
E. If they are throwing the bricks at each other, put them in Operations.
F. If they are sleeping, put them in Security.
G. If they have broken the bricks into pieces, put them in Information Technology.
H. If they are sitting idle, put them in Human Resources.
I. If they say they have tried different combinations, they are looking for more, yet not a brick has been moved, put them in Sales.
J. If they have already left for the day, put them in Management.
K. If they are staring out of the window, put them in Strategic Planning.
L. If they are talking to each other, and not a single brick has been moved, congratulate them and put them in Top Management.
M. Finally, if they have surrounded themselves with bricks in such a way that they can neither be seen nor heard from, put them in Congress.
2. Put your new hires in the room and close the door.
3. Leave them alone and come back after 6 hours.
4. Analyze the situation:
A. If they are counting the bricks, put them in the Accounting Department.
B. If they are recounting them, put them in Auditing.
C. If they have messed up the whole place with the bricks, put them in Engineering.
D. If they are arranging the bricks in some strange order, put them in Planning.
E. If they are throwing the bricks at each other, put them in Operations.
F. If they are sleeping, put them in Security.
G. If they have broken the bricks into pieces, put them in Information Technology.
H. If they are sitting idle, put them in Human Resources.
I. If they say they have tried different combinations, they are looking for more, yet not a brick has been moved, put them in Sales.
J. If they have already left for the day, put them in Management.
K. If they are staring out of the window, put them in Strategic Planning.
L. If they are talking to each other, and not a single brick has been moved, congratulate them and put them in Top Management.
M. Finally, if they have surrounded themselves with bricks in such a way that they can neither be seen nor heard from, put them in Congress.
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Date: 2008-09-01 02:31 pm (UTC)How are things going out your way? Will you have to go into work today?
I'm impressed with your planning around your career. I have had to do the same, but I did it from a more stressed out place, so I applaud your ability to plan ahead as you are experiencing difficulty and stress. Lean on your friends and family, if need be!
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Date: 2008-09-01 07:25 pm (UTC)My family and friends have kept me going ...
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Date: 2008-09-01 05:40 pm (UTC)Hugs!
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Date: 2008-09-01 07:27 pm (UTC)HUGS!
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Date: 2008-09-01 05:31 pm (UTC)That makes this both funny AND scary at the same time.
XOXO
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Date: 2008-09-01 05:53 pm (UTC)Had to ask, I would be playing and building things.
Hugs!
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Date: 2008-09-01 07:21 pm (UTC)HUGS!
I and J
Date: 2008-09-01 06:57 pm (UTC)Is it raining downthere?
Happy Labor day!
Re: I and J
Date: 2008-09-01 07:22 pm (UTC)The sun's been out all day, though it's getting a bit cloudier.
Back at ya, my friend!
Re: I and J
Date: 2008-09-01 08:38 pm (UTC)I hope Gustav's passed.
Re: I and J
Date: 2008-09-01 09:17 pm (UTC)I keep reminding myself that you kept your eye on your goal/dream and found a way to accomplish it. I've been on several job sites today; been pursuing an appt with two real estate agents to get the house listed; eye-balling what items I can sell. Feeling particularly unsettled this holiday weekend.
Good luck with the start of the school year and with the website.
HUGS!
Re: I and J
Date: 2008-09-01 10:25 pm (UTC)Hugs!
Re: I and J
Date: 2008-09-02 07:23 pm (UTC)Thanks, Hon!
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Date: 2008-09-03 04:44 am (UTC)Hugs!
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