Senior Discounts

I often see and hear my neighbors and elder friends discounted because we are seniors … What we have to say is ignored by younger folks who have no respect for experience; at our age, we SHOULD be seen and heard! Well, I want you to know my personal senior discount is never more than 10% off!

I hear and remember every disparaging remark you make, register every side eye glance and recognize when I’m being underestimated. My eyesight and hearing are excellent and my memory is even better! I will not be ignored!

Having said this, give me every senior discount out there! I’m on a fixed income, dontcha know! HA!

Feel free to card me for a 55+ discount.

Hey, Whippersnappers! Discount goods and services not your elders!!!