Sipping Vodka .. and Larry, the Cable Guy

I bet my ex, a priest for 44 years, will get a huge kick out of this ... I have no idea what happened to #13:) Enjoy!

A new priest at his first mass was so nervous he could hardly speak. After mass he asked the monsignor how he had done. The monsignor replied, "When I am worried about getting nervous on the pulpit, I put a glass of vodka next to the water glass. If I start to get nervous, I take a sip."

So next Sunday, he took the monsignor's advice. At the beginning of the sermon, he got nervous and took a drink. He proceeded to talk up a storm. Upon his return to his office after the mass, he found the following note on the door:

( Rules for Sipping Vodka )

Sipping Vodka .. and Larry, the Cable Guy

I bet my ex, a priest for 44 years, will get a huge kick out of this ... I have no idea what happened to #13:) Enjoy!

A new priest at his first mass was so nervous he could hardly speak. After mass he asked the monsignor how he had done. The monsignor replied, "When I am worried about getting nervous on the pulpit, I put a glass of vodka next to the water glass. If I start to get nervous, I take a sip."

So next Sunday, he took the monsignor's advice. At the beginning of the sermon, he got nervous and took a drink. He proceeded to talk up a storm. Upon his return to his office after the mass, he found the following note on the door:

( Rules for Sipping Vodka )