It's Twue..:)

[mrdreamjeans]

Announcement heard over the loudspeaker at Garden Ridge Pottery in Katy, Texas today....."Mary Magdalene to the register, please... that's Mary Magdalene to the backup register!" Huh? Who knew? LOL!!!!

Comments

[gotmoof.livejournal.com]

Did you wear a blue smock and show up to answer your page?

[bigredpaul.livejournal.com]

Yes, and Judas Iscariot to customer service, please!

[lumberjackie-o.livejournal.com]

she was SOOOOOO pouty after the crucifixion...it's about time she pulled herself together and got a job.

[dr-scott.livejournal.com]

And she was probably humming "I.... dont' know how to LOOOOVVVE him..." as she rang up the goods.

Love the new picture!

[ursusnoir.livejournal.com]

I guess being a whore doesn't pay as well as it did in biblical times.

[bruinwi.livejournal.com]

It's nice to see that the dear girl finally found a job she can tell her mother about.

[tbone1961.livejournal.com]

So I'm not the only one coming out???LOL...

LUV the new icon!!!

[crunchmd.livejournal.com]

"Hey, Mare, can you get me a price check on this holy water?"

[mrdreamjeans.livejournal.com]

Ummm...no.... I wasn't the TARGET of the announcement:) Besides, they wear orange at Garden Ridge Pottery.

[mrdreamjeans.livejournal.com]

Hmmm.. I wouldn't let him handle the cash drawer. I hear he takes money(g)!

[mrdreamjeans.livejournal.com]

I guess she needed a little sumthin, sumthin on the side:)

[mrdreamjeans.livejournal.com]

At least the figurines she modeled for are selling well in the clearance bin:) They also have some "paint them yourself" images of her for sale. Hehehe...

[mrdreamjeans.livejournal.com]

"I don't know why he Mooooves me" to aisle four....LOL.....Thanks, I like the icon too. (Thanks to gotmoof). The picture was taken less than two weeks ago.

[mrdreamjeans.livejournal.com]

I hear MM usually works in bedding:)

[mrdreamjeans.livejournal.com]

and while you're at it...check out the price of incense and myrrh... it's next to the gold-plated statuary. LOL!

[ciddyguy.livejournal.com]

And as Mary sings "I don't know how to LOOOOOVE him... she goes onto sing, I've been changed, yes really changed..." Changed for what??? For the better?

btw, nice to see her working at a DECENT profession for a change. LOL.

[crunchmd.livejournal.com]

And on Friday nights, she likes to go out with the girls after work for beer and karoke. She does a killer version of Madonna's "Like A Virgin".

[bearchitect.livejournal.com]

guys, guys, give her abreak, don't you know she's only doing this as a temp, she's trying to get enough capital to open her own day spa, you know, facials, warm-stones, massage, manicure, pedicure, and her specialty: oil-rubbing and drying feet with her hair... I hear she's moving from Katy, TX to open the salon in Corpus Christi...

[bearchitect.livejournal.com]

Coco Chanel is my goddess, Diana Vreeland her priestess, and Donna Karan the acolyte...

[gotmoof.livejournal.com]

I always thought she did better with "Material Girl".

[abearius.livejournal.com]

And why has she returned to us in these troubled times? Truly the Rapture is at hand!

[abearius.livejournal.com]

That is so funnny! :-)

[crunchmd.livejournal.com]

I just read that Andrew Lloyd Webber is writing a new musical: "Mary Magdelene, Supermart"

[enhydrasf.livejournal.com]

I want to say something funny and witty, but after seeing your new icon, I was a little, um, distracted. Love it!

[mrdreamjeans.livejournal.com]

Thank You Very Much! A nice compliment from someone as handsome as you are!!

[mrdreamjeans.livejournal.com]

It's actually "Mary Magdalene, SuperSmart...and Tina Fey is playing the role. Keep it under wraps. You're the only one I've told:)

[bearchitect.livejournal.com]

but so true! :)